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Old 04-27-2007, 12:24 PM
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goddamn that is so gross.

there aren't any dirtballs in any of my JJ classes but now I'm going to be totally paranoid. thanks a bunch
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Old 04-27-2007, 12:48 PM
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dude, LOL,,,,,,YOU can't pop a gonorrhea,,,,lol Gonorhea is a STD that targets the urethra and epididymis it is internal not external and there is nothing involved with the infection that can cause anything to pop. It causes a discharge and the amount of discharge that is released is equal to that at the most of a teaspoon over 72 hours. So for it to look like he wet his pants would be incorrect. So whatever happened with this guy was not anything to do with Gonorrhea. Any other medical type questions with this ask away, i will help as much as i can.
That's what I'm talking about. A poster demonstrating some legitimate medical knowledge. Repped.
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Old 04-27-2007, 12:55 PM
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Unless you accidentally slipped it in his ass, I'm pretty sure you won't get gonorrhea.
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Old 04-27-2007, 01:00 PM
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Maybe he was just really, really excited about rolling with you. That might cause some embarassing leakage.

I'm glad someone else beat me to the medical correction.
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You have aids now.
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Old 04-27-2007, 03:54 PM
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shit man i'd rather have everyone think i pissed my self than to let everyone know i got an std especially in a mma gym.. who the fuck is gonna want to work out with you now.. i know that's kinda mean but shit... would you wanna roll with someone who has some shit on their dick? fuck that.
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Old 04-27-2007, 05:25 PM
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That's what I'm talking about. A poster demonstrating some legitimate medical knowledge. Repped.
Nah he was probably someone who has it or was the guy I was rolling with
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Nah he was probably someone who has it or was the guy I was rolling with
Maybe, but you had a gonorrhea pop on you in class. Or someone pulled a great practical joke on you. Either way, I'd say MonsonbyChoke still comes out smelling of roses in this one.

Smelling of roses, as opposed to, well, smelling of, gonorrhea.
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Maybe, but you had a gonorrhea pop on you in class. Or someone pulled a great practical joke on you. Either way, I'd say MonsonbyChoke still comes out smelling of roses in this one.

Smelling of roses, as opposed to, well, smelling of, gonorrhea.
Does it smell? Man you all seem very educated on this... maybe I should watch out who I roll with.
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Yeah, gonorrhea isn't like warts or anything like that. It's science, you can look it up if you want to. http://www.webmd.com/sexual-conditions/tc/gonorrhea
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