Is Houston Alexander born dead?

Irate94 · #1 (**permalink**) 09-18-2008, 02:32 PM

Recently, we have been seeing Houston Alexander on a continuous losing streak. But why you may ask yourselves, why did he used to have good wins and now he's losing. Well, I have come up with a theory that he is actually dead.. He was born dead, and there are no records of him being born... Somethings up with him

Quintessential Studmuffin · #2 (**permalink**) 09-18-2008, 02:40 PM

You should really try to look further into this theory, I think it really holds some serious ground.

I agree that somethings up with the guy..but I just can't put my finger on it..maybe because..he's a ghost?

Born dead? Or born,died,and ghost?

And if he is a ghost, how was Eric Shafer able to grab him,.take him down,and submit him so easily..

DonFrye · #3 (**permalink**) 09-18-2008, 02:42 PM

Exactly. Further, I would like to know what the best submissions are to use against a dead or at least born dead fighter. This would help me immensely.

HammerFist · #4 (**permalink**) 09-18-2008, 02:43 PM

LOL !! Ineresting theory, but i say he is still breathing, shitting, pissing like the rest of us.

Irate94 · #5 (**permalink**) 09-18-2008, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Quintessential Studmuffin

You should really try to look further into this theory, I think it really holds some serious ground.

I agree that somethings up with the guy..but I just can't put my finger on it..maybe because..he's a ghost?

Born dead? Or born,died,and ghost?

And if he is a ghost, how was Eric Shafer able to grab him,.take him down,and submit him so easily..

Quintessential and Don Frye, you make excellent points.. I have been thinking about this for far too long.. its just time someone points it out

DonFrye · #6 (**permalink**) 09-18-2008, 02:47 PM

Does that make him a vampire or "Undead?"

If so, someone should call up Corey Feldman and Corey Haim.

Just a thought.

Quintessential Studmuffin · #7 (**permalink**) 09-18-2008, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DonFrye

Does that make him a vampire or "Undead?"

If so, someone should call up Corey Feldman and Corey Haim.

Just a thought.

Haims over the hill in my opinion. He's got a punchers chance, and not much more. Feldman on the other hand is legit.

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Originally Posted by HammerFist

LOL !! Ineresting theory, but i say he is still breathing, shitting, pissing like the rest of us.

He wasn't breathing when Shafer got a hold of his neck..and how do you know he pisses and shits? Have you seen him do it?

Irate94 · #8 (**permalink**) 09-18-2008, 02:52 PM

after the hours of research I have collaborated on Alexander, he falls into the category of being undead.. this is terrible news for dana white

DonFrye · #9 (**permalink**) 09-18-2008, 02:58 PM

That makes this an even more difficult subject. I have seen Blade, Dracula, Salem's Lot, Friday the 13th, The Lost Boys, etc and I'm pretty sure I've never seen a member of the undead TKO'ed, Superman Punched and choked out in 3 consecutive fights.

Quintessential Studmuffin · #10 (**permalink**) 09-18-2008, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Irate94

after the hours of research I have collaborated on Alexander, he falls into the category of being undead.. this is terrible news for dana white

Can you post some actual DNA proof? How do you know he isn't a vampire,a zombie,or a ghost?

Perhaps he is infact a zombie,and his smash mouth brawling like style is the easiest way to try and crack open his opponents skulls in order to eat their brains.