Is Houston Alexander born dead?

[Duskseyr]

I read on the interweb, that being undead is not only cool, but a good way to meet easy chicks.

[kylewyzle2005]

this thread really confuses me, as to how weird it got. But, the point of this thread is eating acid and coming up with these superstitious theories? interesting...

[Quintessential Studmuffin]

Acid has nothing to do with it. Unless Houston was on acid during his last 3 fights.

I believe in the Alexander Memoirs...and the ghost theory holds serious ground. As a matter of fact, I'll say this much, if you DON'T believe the ghost or dead theory, you're a fucking idiot.

[Irate94]

Originally Posted by Quintessential Studmuffin

Acid has nothing to do with it. Unless Houston was on acid during his last 3 fights.

I believe in the Alexander Memoirs...and the ghost theory holds serious ground. As a matter of fact, I'll say this much, if you DON'T believe the ghost or dead theory, you're a fucking idiot.

I'm very impressed that someone else finally gets the meaning of this. Has anyone heard of the theory about where Shogun really was when his "leg was injured" I tell you, this is a sad story.

[Quintessential Studmuffin]

Originally Posted by Irate94

I'm very impressed that someone else finally gets the meaning of this. Has anyone heard of the theory about where Shogun really was when his "leg was injured" I tell you, this is a sad story.

I haven't heard the story, enlighten me though. If it's as ground breaking as the Alexander Memoirs everyone should hear it.

[notrightn0w]

I think THiago Silva killed him.

[bluerinosg]

Originally Posted by Irate94

Recently, we have been seeing Houston Alexander on a continuous losing streak. But why you may ask yourselves, why did he used to have good wins and now he's losing. Well, I have come up with a theory that he is actually dead.. He was born dead, and there are no records of him being born... Somethings up with him

Thanks for reminding me why I never come to this section of the forums.

[Quintessential Studmuffin]

Take it easy man.

I think Irate made a fine point about Houston.

[Quintessential Studmuffin]

Can we get an update on Shoguns whereabouts Irate????

Still wondering after a year.

[PhillyB]

I live in Omaha, NE and ran into Houston at a local Walgreens the other day. He confirmed he is fighting Kimbo on December 5th at the Ultimate Finale. Then you will all see for yourselves he is far from undead when he kicks Kimbo's ass.