Scottsec, I was called the belly in grade school. Funny you mentioned it. I would either have to go with OH SO SMOOTH, Big Smooth, The Big Dick Daddy from Cincinnati, or The Dickem Down Daddy.
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"I wish I could touch Fedor's gloves like Tim Sylvia did"
"When you submit someone, there is no controversy, there is no doubt, there is only the certainty of the result. You are better than your opponent and he must submit to your technique"
Gegard Mousasi- 22-2-1 "However great the kindness and the efficiency, in every hospital death there will be some cruel, squalid detail, something perhaps too small to be told but leaving terribly painful memories behind, arising out of the haste, the crowding, the impersonality of a place where every day people are dying among strangers"
I'd go with Captain Cornhole or King Dingaling but if you were to ask my past flings, it'd be tootsie roll or Mr. Smarties.........I would like to think that Mr. Hot Dog Down a Hallway would be funny....
(I've had some experiences with REAL SLUTS and STRIPPERS in my day)