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Old 06-12-2008, 06:34 PM
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Rogan by bitch slap KnockOut. Carrot Top now that is one ugly sum bitch.
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Does Carrot Top even know any martial arts?
If he doesn't Rogan by some crazy ass Tae Kwon Do kick
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Rogan by bitch slap KnockOut. Carrot Top now that is one ugly sum bitch.
carrot top would own rogan. rogan isnt as in as good of shape as carrot top is . have you seen carrot top without his shirt on.

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carrot top would own rogan. rogan isnt as in as good of shape as carrot top is . have you seen carrot top without his shirt on.
Not sure if you are just joking but looking in shape has nothing to do with fighting ability. =)
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carrot top by rear naked.
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Not sure if you are just joking but looking in shape has nothing to do with fighting ability. =)
so your saying a 265lb matt hughes ( who would look like a sumo wrestler) could own a 265 lb in shape Brock lesnar? just using them as an example cause being in shape does account for something cause if you werent in shape then youd be like travis lutter when he faced franklin.


By the way: carrot top Round 1 via early stoppage by dan miragliotta.

edit: i didnt read what you said exactly, i get what your saying now, but carrot top would still own rogan.
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carrot top would own rogan. rogan isnt as in as good of shape as carrot top is . have you seen carrot top without his shirt on.

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If this was the case Randleman, and Barroni would be undefeated.
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Rogan by an arm triangle....much like this one:


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