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Old 06-06-2008, 03:36 PM
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if its a race, then Kalib will make it to the end.

if it's a fight, Lyoto via TKO round 1

if this is not a joke, fuck your life via leg lock
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Kalib Starnes would beat the Punisher's ass in a fight.
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What about Brock Lesnar? Neg'd for fighter bashing and a 2 week ban...
Ah, but Brock "totally not overcompensating " Lesnar isn't a professional wrestler. He's a future UFC champion and a former NCAA supa-dupa-star, so your neg ineffectively bounces off me and sticks to you, chump-azz!

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Kermit the Frog would beat Starnes.
Doesn't that prove Kermit >>>Leben?

I'm pretty certain Kermit >>>Lars "and the real girl" Ulrich, particularly if it's submission grappling. A weak argument could be made Lars has a better chin, but Kermit has better flexibility and crazy jitz, so without striking, it's a no-brainer. Plus Kermit doesn't whine about napster...so I ranked him p4p above Lars.

I've also got that blue muppet dude who plays the saxomophone over "Captain" Kirk Hammett, just so you know. Hammett has terrible cardio, and the muppet outlasts him.

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Machida gasses after running down Starnes for 14 minutes. Starnes win by TKO (Rock Hammer - had to learn something in that fight w/ Quarry) When Herb Dean raises his hand in victory Starnes taps out.
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When Herb Dean raises his hand in victory Starnes taps out.
LOL that was good!
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Best rep war I have ever read, funny stuff guys.

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Best rep war I have ever read, funny stuff guys.

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Steel, please don’t neg me for my inability to use comas properly.
QUICK! Wonderbee is in a COMA ! Somebody take up a collection!

And I see heavy marketing potential for Nike here...groove with me for a moment..

*pan to the octagon as dramatic epic war music plays*

"When I enter the cage...the 8 sides of steel...my blood begins to pump.

As I hear the thunderous roar of the crowd, awaiting the arrival of my enemy, my rival, my opponent, I know I can count on one thing..

And thats the fact that these fists will never feel the face of my enemy..this blood will never be spilled..there will be no engagement!"


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Best rep war I have ever read, funny stuff guys.

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Negged for thinking Steel has a better grasp of punctuation than I am.

Reported to Mods requesting imminent IP banning for thinking he's more anal retentive then me.

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By Kermit the Frog do you mean...


GEORGES RUSH ST PIERE
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By Kermit the Frog do you mean...


GEORGES RUSH ST PIERE
Negged for fighterbashing.

Kermit is from Washington DC. I can't believe you said he was Canadian.

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