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Old 03-14-2008, 10:09 PM
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Well with the last thread about Salaverry whipping Silva I guess the only person for him to fight is the Almighty. So who wins. Can Ivan's body triangle beat balls of fire flung from the heavens?
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So are you trying to say Anderson Silva vs Fedor?
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Salaverry would get twisted into a gogoplata/heel hook combination while God sat by, sipping a rum and coke, listening to Foghat.
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We've already established that Ivan can create a rock so big, nobody but him can lift it. I'm going to say God by split decision, but only because Cecil Peoples is one of the judges. It really could have used a fourth round.

See the Ask Sundance thread, I'm too drunk/lazy to find it.

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Wow i just realized i have a typo in the reply i posted like 20 days ago...

it was supposed to be "so you mean Ivan Salaverry vs Fedor?"

but now i look like a fucking idiot...everyone point and laugh at me, I'M A FUCKING FAILURE IN LIFE lol
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I'm part of a religion that believes otherwise, So I say God doesn't make weight. lol


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Trick question.. Salaverry is God...















he's not.. but that was really fun to post..

Lemmy from Motorhead is actually God...
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This would be a great fight.

My prediction:
God loses by DQ after excessive groin strikes to Ivan. He then damns Herb Dean to hell and anyone in the audience that boo'd him. Dana White then rips his own face off and reveals that he is in fact Satan.

Dana(Lucifer) vs God is set for UFC 666:To Hell And Back


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Trick question.. Salaverry is God...















he's not.. but that was really fun to post..

Lemmy from Motorhead is actually God...

Not only is Lemmy God,he's also EDITOR OF THE SCHOOL MAGIZINE!

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