Ernie Reyes vs. chuck Norris - Page 2

matto · #11 (**permalink**) 07-29-2006, 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by killerinstinct

Let's be honest here Chuck Norris would win quicker than that and it wouldn't be by TKO it would be Chuck Norris by murder do to a round house kick in 0.0000001 seconds of round one.Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

hahah!! that joke was so funny, too bad it fucking sucks more then a hooker.
them chuck norris jokes were kinda funny at first but im tired of them bs jokes, stfu killer. chuck norris would get his ass handed to him by any lightweight.

BigJoe111 · #12 (**permalink**) 07-29-2006, 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by matto

hahah!! that joke was so funny, too bad it fucking sucks more then a hooker.
them chuck norris jokes were kinda funny at first but im tired of them bs jokes, stfu killer. chuck norris would get his ass handed to him by any lightweight.

Well yeah, he's like 70, but I come on this one was obviously not serious.

killerinstinct · #13 (**permalink**) 07-29-2006, 03:52 AM

Matto's always trying to start shit.

Kemo · #14 (**permalink**) 07-29-2006, 07:44 PM

Crop circles are just Chuck Norris' way of saying that sometimes wheat needs to lay the fuck down.

On a side note, I think matto would probably get his ass handed to him by Chuck Norris.

AJL416AZ · #15 (**permalink**) 07-29-2006, 08:20 PM

hey matto
shut the fuck up

just because you have some bullshit beef with Killer over nothing, doesnt mean you get to just interrupt a nice little banter session of jokes.

the lance armstrong one is by far my favorite little joke, but here are a few of my favorites

when Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the earth down
there are no handicapped people. just people who have met Chuck Norris
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division”.
If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.
there's no such thing as steroids. only people Chuck Norris has spit on.

matto · #16 (**permalink**) 07-30-2006, 03:59 AM

i never said that i could beat chuck norris, he would kick all of our asses.

matto · #17 (**permalink**) 07-30-2006, 04:15 AM

didnt want to piss anyone off, if i didnt like this topic i should have just ignored it.

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lol those smiles r messed up.

Legend · #18 (**permalink**) 07-30-2006, 04:26 AM

I have nothing to say execpt that i hate chuck norris.

killerinstinct · #19 (**permalink**) 07-30-2006, 04:28 AM

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Originally Posted by thelegendrvb

I have nothing to say execpt that i hate chuck norris.

What?Who doesn't like Chuck Norris?Why do you hate him?

matto · #20 (**permalink**) 07-30-2006, 04:35 AM

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Originally Posted by thelegendrvb

I have nothing to say execpt that i hate chuck norris.

wow somebody here actually agrees with me. when i was a kid i used to watch walker texas ranger and thought he was cool. but he ko'ed 70 year old bob barker. as funny as that seems, i wonder if he did it on purpose?