My first post been mainly an observer on these forums. I know the real reason for Tim losing his title, it started even before he left the locker room...
Dana walks into Tim's locker room
Dana "Hey Tim just want to wish you good luck tonight, this should be a great fight and is one hell of a big draw for us all".
Tim thinking to himself "I'm gonna run through Randy if he becomes to much of a problem I will just beat him on the ground like I did against Monson and with this win no one can make fun of me or doubt me as the best heavy weight champ of all time".
Tim "Thanks Dana, I wont let my fans down by losing, I win this one and I will be the longest running UFC heavy weight champ, randy will be a challenge but i will knock him down just like all the others".
Dana "Yeah well dont count Randy out so soon, but we decided if things go your way Mirco will be your next fight" .
Tim "Oh... Um yeah wasn't thinking that far ahead... but yeah I will definately look forewards to that one.....".
Dana "Yeah well once again good luck tonight and give them a good fight".
Tim "Yeah.. well its gonna be a short one if I catch Randy with a good hit".
Dana laughs "Well I gotta see to some buisness before the night starts take it easy".
Tim starts thinking to himself "Fuck I didn't think I would have to face Mirko so soon, I thought I had at least two more paydays before I had to face him. WTF am I gonna do he destroyed Sanchez and he was sedated and sick. If he is one hundred percent for our fight he will atomize me with his kicks!".
Tim starts to panick and comes up with the only solution he can. " I know, I will beat Randy tonight then announce my retirement from MMA, Randy is old and will be an easy win for me, I can just beat him standing up since he cant beat my take down defense."
During the first round of the fight Tim realizes that Randy is outclassing him and feels the rumble in his bowels, he starts to clench his ass cheeks knowing he is going to shit himself again. He tightens them so hard he strains he back and from that point on Randy beats him like the chump he is.
The only consolation Tim has, is he wont have to get his ass kicked my Mirco. I am glad Randy won he has shown how a true fighter is supposed to be, Tim was no longer a champion once he started to fight not to lose, he made a joke of the division and the belt.
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