War Machine can now add Pornstar to his resume

Sakara=Excitement · #1 (**permalink**) 10-31-2009, 05:37 PM

http://www.cagepotato.com/spooky-hal...ine-doing-porn

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Well, this new development is appropriately terrifying for Halloween. War Machine, the fighter formally known as Jon Koppenhaver, has decided to do away with any lingering shreds of dignity that might have been clinging to him without his knowledge, and has officially become a porn star. The video above shows him receiving his first ass waxing to make his butt camera-ready, and while it probably wasn't necessary for him to post that to YouTube he did perform a public service by letting all the kids out there know that life as a porn star isn't all glamour and lube. There's actually some unsavory elements to it. Who knew?

He says he shot his first scene with Riley Steele and described it as "fucking awesome," before explaining that he took the gig because fighting wasn't paying the bills and he refuses to work for a living. It's like I've always said, when life gives you lemons, make a video of you having sex with those lemons and put it on the internet.

GL Jeff · #2 (**permalink**) 10-31-2009, 05:47 PM

You know what, cudos to him, he needs to pay the bills. One thing I will say, WTF, porn, that was the best thing he could find to do?

Badluck_33 · #3 (**permalink**) 10-31-2009, 07:32 PM

When will he go away?

forever?

nezlam1 · #4 (**permalink**) 10-31-2009, 07:36 PM

This is a great thing for MMA

Degenero · #5 (**permalink**) 10-31-2009, 07:51 PM

Riley Steele is mint though. D:

Malice · #6 (**permalink**) 10-31-2009, 08:03 PM

This shows how fucked up the porn industry is, they let this psycho douche in.

nezlam1 · #7 (**permalink**) 10-31-2009, 08:05 PM

when life gives you lemons, make a video of you having sex with those lemons and put it on the internet.

WTF????

snakeofdoom · #8 (**permalink**) 10-31-2009, 09:32 PM

Wow, he actually had sex with a woman? I figured this topic was going to say he made the jump to gay porn. It would certainly explain all of his "anger" issues.

willpunisher · #9 (**permalink**) 10-31-2009, 10:13 PM

where the fuck can I GET A JOB like THAT??? i dont want to work for a living either. let me fuck hot chicks god damn it!

ripitupog · #10 (**permalink**) 11-01-2009, 12:18 AM

Riley steele is so hot. WHY WOULD SHE HAVE SEX WITH WAR MACHINE?
maybe i should become a huge douche, change my name to something stupid, and then i'll be able to bang girls like that