well i wish this defense would work for me when applying for jobs...
"yeah my urine is neon green with THC. my parents were hippies, so it just a naturally occurring part of my body;"
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Look at what all that bitching got you Roger.
"Sean Sherk, fuck you and your steroids. I'm going to kick your ass."
-BJ PENN
"I’m ready. It doesn’t matter with who or where. On foot or on horseback. With maces or poleaxes. To fight. To first blood or to death. It doesn’t matter, I’m ready to fight. "
-Aleksander Emelianenko
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