Jon Koppenhaver wants to die in a knife fight, plan to move to the Philippines

[Warchief]

Jon “War Machine” Koppenhaver recently went on a rant over at his blog about the complexities of living in a cilvilized society. While I originally thought it was in response to his submission loss to Yoshiyuki “Zenko” Yoshida at UFC 84, site reader Joey 1.0 points out that it was posted over a week ago.

So much for post-fight stress as a possible cause. It’s an interesting read, and should give his therapist plenty to go on after he’s admitted.

From WarMachineMMA:

So I have pretty much decided that in the next couple of years I am gonna move somewhere LESS CIVILIZED. After all, civilization and LAWS are in place to protect the WEAK anyway. Me being the Alpha Male, Spartan, SAVAGE that I am…I see no need for this type of B.S.

I don’t go around looking for trouble and am in no way a bully. Actually if it were my way I would never have fights outside the ring, just train all day and fuck all night…lol
But when someone needs to be smashed or KILLED I would be more than happy to do it. Like for instance the other night…I was minding my business walking down the street and three drunk guys and two chicks walk by me and talk shit to me. Making fun of my haircut or some lame shit. Instinctively I want to smash their faces in, I mean that’s what they deserve and what nature calls for. But instead I have to let their gf’s make excuses for them so I do nothing and let these faggots feel tough for a night.

Why should I have to be less of a man to protect the rights and lives of lesser men?
Why if I smash all three of their faces do I get arrested and prosecuted and no one asks them WHY THE FUCK THEY WENT OUT OF THEIR WAY TO HARASS ME IN THE FIRST PLACE!?
As you all know I got in big trouble earlier this year for a similar situation. Same type of thing. I was minding my business and some drunk dude talked shit and I terrorized him. Long story short and 20 grand later I ended up with probation and community service but was warned by the judge that a repeat would earn me prison time. So basically I am now walking on egg shells.

So the plan is to move to the Philippines in the next two years. There the money I make in the UFC will make me very wealthy and there I will not have to hold back when someone deserves to get smashed.

I wont have to be less of a man in order to prevent getting in trouble with the “law”
I will be able to live my life how I want and deserve to live. I will train all day and fuck all night. Maybe one day I will find a wife, if not it’s okay. I will bring my boxing coach and my jiu-jitsu coach with me. Build a team from scratch…this will be a great life. Hopefully before I am 55 I will die in a knife fight outside of some bar. Avoiding the midlife crisis all together.

This is the life of an Alpha Male like me. We are not supposed to grow old and wait around to die. We are supposed to fight, kill and fornicate. Tempt fate more and more with each passing year…and just as we start to become weaker and older a younger Alpha kills us and takes our place.

Yes, this is what I want, this is what I WILL have.

WM

I can imagine how the Filipino populace must feel about Koppenhaver’s assessment of their culture.

Here’s hoping that Koppenhaver is just having a temporary breakdown and knife-fights notwithstanding, is able to get his life back on track.

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Another idiot fighter in the Keyboard...he want's to die in a knife and plan to go to the Phillipines? Bad Idea, he has no idea how dangerous that country is...i wish i see him there, and i might end up his misery...Warchief vs WarMachine.





I feel sorry for him though.

[rivethead]

I'm sure if he'd spoken like that to the judge, he wouldn't have gotten probation and a fine.

So basically he isn't as alpha male as he pretends, because he compromises his ethics and kisses ass to the judge, where if he was really Conan the alpha male spartan he'd have told the judge to fuck himself, done his time like a man and been running shit inside the prison in a day or two. There is no difference between the guy who made fun of his hair not fighting and him lying to the judge. In this case, the judge is the Alpha male, and Jon is his punk. I'm sure the guys who made fun of his hair have a totally different revisionist story now that the confrontation is over; much like Jon has a different story than what he told the court.


I don't feel the least bit sorry for him. If he does die in a knife fight, I can't say I'll miss him. It's not like years of training [and second chances] have taught him anything beyond how to behave inside the ring.

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[jrube]

This guy is an idiot!!!! He obviously lacks intelligence....

[Renny]

He mustve donated a few brain cells to charity...

[Severn]

I don't feel sorry for him. He's not a child and if he wants to throw away his career then so be it. He's mentally weak to begin with so I guess laws are meant to protect him as well. Oh what he has problems? Fuck him we all have problems.

I'd buy him a ticket over there so I can never see his dumbass again.

[Mac]

Alpha males don't need to point out that they are alpha males over and over again.

[whitey64]

This kid needs help before he actually kills someone who's to say that he isnt the only one hearing these people make fun of him...this guy sounds like he hears voices inside his head I hope to hell he gets some help before he does something he regrets in a few years...all this crazy talk he is getting on with is just that crazy talk and he needs to see someone these sound like cries for help and everyone is just making fun!!

[integer]

The guy has always been on the verge of a nervous breakdown. imho he needs to seek proper medical attention and quickly. Just looking at his face and demeanor at the weigh-ins something told me his personal demons were getting the best of him. Hope he makes a turnaround.

[Mac]

This is the message I sent on his myspace:

I really started to respect you after your fight on the Ultimate Fighter live but after reading your blog you sound retarded. Alpha males don't feel the need to point out they are alpha males but you do it repeatedly. Also you looked timid and intimidated your whole time on the show, not a trait of an alpha male.

You want to beat up drunks cause your skin is so thin then that's your perogative but you keep getting choked out in under a minute then you won't make enough money in the UFC to move to the Phillipines.

Alpha males know they can beat up random drunks who run their mouths, insecure little boys do it.

Lol, I hope he doesn't come looking for me.

[Severn]

Originally Posted by whitey64

This kid needs help before he actually kills someone who's to say that he isnt the only one hearing these people make fun of him...this guy sounds like he hears voices inside his head I hope to hell he gets some help before he does something he regrets in a few years...all this crazy talk he is getting on with is just that crazy talk and he needs to see someone these sound like cries for help and everyone is just making fun!!

I'm sure he's been told repeatedly to get help. I'm sure after the TUF show ended he was probably offered help. His mental hurddles aren't a secret. We know what happend to him as a kid and we know what happened to his father. I'm sure if he went to the UFC and told him his situation and asked for help I'm positive that he would be sent in the right direction to get the counseling he needs but he's got to take the first step.

Maybe he's too much of an alpha male to ask for it? I'm not making fun, I'm just tired of him.