There are a couple rules in Quebec that fighters must abide by:
-All fighters must be tested for the presence of poutine. If it is found that they have less than the required amount, then they will be forced to consume poutine until they are at proper spec.
-All fighters must get a lap dance at Club Supersexe
-Instead of water, they must have Molson Dry in their bottles.
-DuMaurier is now the official cigarette of the UFC. All fighters must haul a pack before their fight.
-All payouts will be rendered in maple syrup, cheese and pea soup.
Other than that, it is the same.
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