hey matto
shut the fuck up
just because you have some bullshit beef with Killer over nothing, doesnt mean you get to just interrupt a nice little banter session of jokes.
the lance armstrong one is by far my favorite little joke, but here are a few of my favorites
when Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the earth down
there are no handicapped people. just people who have met Chuck Norris
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division”.
If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.
there's no such thing as steroids. only people Chuck Norris has spit on.
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